Monday, March 28, 2011

Duke’s am cliff notes for 03/28/2011

Good Morning, In Iraq, violence seems to be happening more each day. News of Japan and Libya was less today, at least the Iraqi news agencies reporting. So to all have a great day and week and rv soon.
1. More over Iraq’s ministerial candidates Sunday, March 27th 2011 11:52 PM
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1Hsp7Ks7J
2. Iraq strives enhancing banking system Sunday, March 27th 2011 11:21 P
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HsrMkswr
3. Update: Iraq still operates without interior minister Sunday, March 27th 2011 11:24 P
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HstOpQAu
4. Bank deposits hit record high in February
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5999#post25999
5. Few frills for soldiers’ last months in Iraq
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HsymmZze
6. Maliki considers no-confidence vote on Iraq government
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6001#post26001
7. Maliki is seriously considering a request to withdraw confidence from the government
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtFvpk00
8. Managing a Crisis
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6002#post26002
9. Member of the National Alliance confirms add amendments to the Law Commission on Public Integrity to prosecute corrupt
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1Ht8YLV1I
10. Prime Minister constituted a committee to implement e-government project and stresses that will reduce corruption
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1Ht9UZhIj
11. Iraq warns of “serious consequences” if not to deal seriously with the demands of the demonstrators
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtBLzAj2
12. House of Representatives raises its 45 to Monday
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtBy8ZrW
13. Iraq News
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6007#post26007
14. Iraq News
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6009#post26009
15. Talabani confirmed that the meeting with leaders of celebrating Nowruz, provides ways to strengthen relations and develop
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtO9oBZj
16. Special meeting of the Council of Ministers
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6011#post26011
17. Parliament determines the 30 of March, the current date for the convening of the Conference of the regions and governorates not organized into a Region
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtQGip7l
18. Deputy of the National Alliance: House of Representatives takes the start of his role in the legislation of laws
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtQudgAh
19. Logistical: Iraq today has become more stable countries and a model of true democracy
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtRW0Z00
20. Watermelon: Allawi excluded from the leadership of Iraq is not subject publicly
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtSPkqh6
21. Iraq Cabinet sets deadline to replace General Directors
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtUKdICw
22. House of Representatives held its 46 th headed Nujaifi and the presence of 242 deputies
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtVGwOja
23. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (1863)
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6018#post26018
24. Iraqi Parliament to discuss 12 laws this week, including oil production, leading officials salaries and Journalists Protection Law
3/26/2011 10:37 AM
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtX1emB6
25. Iraq strives enhancing banking system
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…6020#post26020
26. Vice in Iraq: next week will resolve the candidates luggage security
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtZr2CU9
27. PM Maliki submits candidate names for security cabinet posts to Parliament
3/28/2011 1:24 PM
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…#ixzz1HtappkKc
Duke
P. S. The Wall of Life
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”
PP. SS. The Bible According to Kids
The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)
- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
- Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
- Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears.
- Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
- The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
- Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
- Samson slew the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
- Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
- The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
- Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to find the ten commendments.
- The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
- The seventh commandment is “Thou shalt not admit adultery”.
- Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/showthread.php?15475-Duke-s-am-cliff-notes-for-03-28-2011#ixzz1HuWfxfml

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