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Duke,s am cliff notes 03/12/2011 with shela1153

Good Morning, let us again send our well wishes to those affected by the earthquake and hope thier recovery is quick. Have the greatest day that you can and rv soon.
1. Federal Court confirms the autonomy of the Central Bank of Iraq, the Electoral Commis
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2. Does not allow for critical parliamentary speaker introduced the demands of the province of Salah al-Din
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3.The prevalence of bribery and financial corruption in Dhi Qar
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Parliament to discuss salary cuts bill this week
Saturday, March 12th 2011 10:18 AM
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5. Iraq government urges tribes cooperation to contain protests
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6. Iraq security ministries to further complication
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5247#post25247
7. It’s the rentier economy, stupid!
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5248#post25248
8. New Iraq Oil Prices for April
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5249#post25249
9. Economy
U.S. Embassy demanding a change in the Iraqi investment law and reveal its near return
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10.Iraq News
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5251#post25251
12.The security ministries in Iraq
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5257#post25257
13. Council of Ministers can’t present much during 100 days, MP says
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14. Gold prices rise in Kirkuk, raising fears of falling demand chapel
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15. Iraq: Feb/Mar ’11
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show…5263#post25263
16. As World Economy Slowly Rebounds, New International Development Architecture Needed
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17. Abdul-Mahdi calls for the government and parliament and the Islamic countries
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P. S. Unavoidable Laws of Life…
When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law)
A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale law of destiny)
When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of ichiban)
Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance so sorry law)
When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the instructions. (Destiny awaits law)
If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it’s probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem (law of gravitas)
Most problems are not created nor solved, they only change appearances. (Einstein’s law of persistence)
You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs up on you. (Principle of dingaling)
Whenever one wants to connect with the Internet, the call you’ve been waiting for all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth)
If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be at the same time. (Law of wasteland)
The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of pi eyed)
The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell scoop)
Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of ogolly gee!)”
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one’s hairdo.(The donking principle)
After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later. (Law of fatal irreversibility)
Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone else has arrived before you. (Law of de lay)
Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won’t come out alive anyway.” (Theory of absolute certainty)
PP. SS Convenience Store
A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, “Do you have any small notebooks?”
“Sorry,” says the manager. “We’re all out.”
The woman shrugs, and asks, “Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?”
“Nope, don’t have that either,” says the manager.
The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, “Do you have Doritos? Nachos?”
The manager shrugs, “Sorry.”
“Hmmph. How about Chapstick?” says the woman.
“Nope. Don’t have that.”
“My God!” the woman shouts, “If you don’t have anything, you should close the damn store!”
The manager shrugs, “Don’t have the key.

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